Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Fatsploitation and Squashing

Fatsploitation

Would you date these chicks?
The rise of overweight people everywhere is being accepted into modern society just as easily as gays and transsexuals. In the early 90’s we tended to not talk about this too much because most obese people get offended and put a halt to the subject.  Now a day’s out of the 30.6% in the United States obese people are everywhere trying to achieve anything and everything possible to keep up with their slim counterparts. Have we as a society taken this so far to use obese people test them to their limits to make them change who they are for profits?

Weight Watchers

Tyra Banks Show on obesity 




Television shows everywhere are using obesity as a way to make mass profits.  I mean who wouldn’t want to see overly huge puppets running around for the puppet masters which are the producers of each and every show. Oprah, Tyra Banks, Dance Your Ass Off, The Biggest Loser are one of the top shows that are using the potential of the fat juice to ooze on to the international TV for more views, which produces more funds. For the people in the shows the saying “ignorance is bliss” goes for them. They are the ones walking around as not The Biggest Loser but as the biggest publicity stunts. 

Calorie High

On the other hand there are heavyset people out there using their weight as a benefit to make money or keep the fame for themselves. These plump entrepreneurs are out there sacrificing their dignity and health just to prove to the world that they are the biggest and the heaviest at what they do.

 Squashing

WTF? Guy getting squashed in a chair
The crazy act and some old guys fetish where the guy will actually pay chunky girls to not just come over and hang out but to actually sit on them. Like some kind of escort service circus the obese girl would come into the room change into somewhat enticing lingerie. The man then lays on their back either in a bed or in a chair with their chests and face exposed. The woman then comes and does a little dance for the guy to get him ready for the cannonball. The heavy lady then drops her two-hundred fifty pound lard ass on the man who ends up struggling to breath. The man then waits until he is almost out of breath and taps on the woman. Then at the last second the woman releases and then gets up gives the guy a couple seconds and does the whole thing all over again. Sometimes they don't even let the guy have a couple of seconds to breath.


                 Fatsploitation and Squashing on the Tyra Banks Show

An obese woman named Raqui appears on the Tyra Banks show to explain and expose the action of squashing. Raqui's occupation is kind of like a escort girl but with a twist. Instead of performing sexual acts she performs squashing which is the sitting her ass down and squashing some skinny old man. In the show they go inside the rooms where this take place with cameras and show the whole thing step by step. The money these people pay just for the women to squash the hell out them is unbelievable. 


The people that enjoy this kind of fetish are usually guys that are into the big and obese women, but are afraid of letting the world know. They may have have family or friends that wouldn't approve of this because in the social norms today being obese is not a beautiful thing. Raqui is one of the women fighting and trying to change this for obese women around the world.

Overweight Dangerous
 Being overweight some people automatically think it's unhealthy. It would be dangerously unhealthy if the overweight person did not watch what they were consuming in their daily diet. 
Lack of exercise even the minimal could lead to life threatening situation for the obese person. Don't get scared just yet, there are some benefits from being over weight. Its not all bad, you just have to watch what you eat and get minimal exercise here and there. Having the extra pounds is proven to protect you from some diseases that thin people have a hard time fighting off.

  • Infections 
  • Cancer  
  • Lung disease 
  • Heart disease
  • Osteoporosis
  • Anemia
  • High blood pressure
  • Rheumatoid arthritis 
  • Type 2 diabetes
Maybe being obese is not a bad thing after all.

Top Ten Pause Moments In Sports

For the Love of the Game

We all have seen moments of glory and devastation in sports. All sports are a contest to test one's skill and cooperation with teammates. Losing at any game in which the whole world is watching and expecting you to conquer an opponent must bring many strong emotions out including:
  • Great destruction to one's ego
  • Poor self-image
  • Feelings of failure 
  • Heartbreaking sadness and dismay
Winning such a competition brings elation to the team, team mates, coaches, and any fans supporting the game. So how far do these celebratory gestures, actions, and other sportsmanship affairs go?

Codes of Conduct

There are codes of conduct within sports both written and unwritten. Unsportsman-like gestures are a big “no-no” in sports games. Disrespectful body language, profanity, and cheating are all considered big violations in organized athletics. 

When a team wins a game or scores a point in a game, it’s an offense to over celebrate a score or point and a team could be penalized. In the world of sports anything can happen. 

Here are some of the top ten pause moments in sports that shows everything from cheating and getting away with it, to the weirdest things that you might imagine. Sporting events move rapidly and it can be difficult to catch a glimpse of something outrageous and you may have to freeze the television screen because you just can’t believe what just occurred.

                                       #10 Two Coaches Kiss

Is this some kind of secret tradition after every football game and we are just now finding out about it? Wow! What's really going on here? The Saints and 49ers coaches get a little bit too close and even kiss on live TV. What in the world they were thinking? Maybe they weren’t.

                         #9 Tim Tebow Kisses Demaryius Thomas

Seems like a virus going around making guys kiss other guys during sporting events. There is already suspicion of Tim Tebow having secret sexual tendencies for other males. This just proves something is seriously wrong in the game of football, especially for those playing on Tebow’s team.

                            #8 Percy Harvin Slaps Meyer's Butt

Imagine Percy Harvin running up behind you and having one of his huge football grabbing hands grab your gluteus maxims. You turn around and see the giant man standing before you with a huge grin on his face. Maybe contact sports now days are really subliminally sexual.

                                 #7 Venus Williams Sexy Wear

It couldn’t get any better than this. We thought Ana Ivanovic, Nicole Vaidisova, Tatiana Golovin, Jelena Jankovic, and Maria Sharapova were some of the hottest tennis players out there. Then out of the blue comes Venus Williams with sexy apparel that will have guys around the world at the edge of their seat actually paying attention to the game.

                                 #6 Jason Terry Suck the D In

It Sounds Jayson Terry said something without even knowing that he said it. Perhaps he is associating the game with something else, something only serious (ball) players would say. “We gotta penetrate their bigs, get deep, suck the D in.” Sounds kind of sketchy and could be taken out of context, but he damn sure is a great ball player.

                      #5 Reporter Farts and Interrupts John Wall

Washington Wizards John Wall was rudely interrupted during his interview. In the background one of the reporters let out a small squeal of flatulence. Watch the awkward look on Wall’s face for a split second  before he goes back to his interview. Little did he know the reporter had plans for a second round of vapors.

                              #4 LeBron James Secretly Farts 

While playing for the Cleveland Cavilers, LeBron James comes back out from the locker room with the bottom of his pants half buttoned from the top down. While Anderson Varejao was occupied by the game, James comes up to the bench, sits down, and lets one rip. While Varejao’s busy looking around the foul smell hits his nose and the look on his face is priceless.

                                                     #3 Baseball to face

I'd love to know the thoughts going through this kid's head before you see the baseball coming into the picture. If only he put his glove up a bit higher, the ball would have safely landed in his mitt instead of his face. Other than a broken nose he might have to buy another hat, poor kid.

                               #2 Bird Pummeled by Tennis Ball

All kinds of animals are curious including birds. Most birds are often too curious and want to investigate. This bird's nosiness took him a bit too far and it was struck by the yellow sphere. Andre Agassi took this as a sign of bad luck and says a little prayer for the poor bird and continues on with the game.

                       #1 Random Clip of Funny Sports Moments

Last, but not least is a compilation of videos highlighting some of the funniest and strangest moments in numerous sports.

It's in the Game

There are millions of videos filled with different varieties of emotions in sports. Like they say in the sports world, “Anything can happen”, and it almost always does. I hope you as the viewer liked the top ten pause moments in sports and hope to hear your feedback. If you have any other videos or comments that you would like to share, please feel free to post them here.

Monday, January 30, 2012

5 Philippine Mythical Creatures


Mythical Menaces

Unlike most mythical creatures in the world that are believed to be real, the Philippines has some of the most extraordinary fables oscillating around the country. The country itself is made up of around seven-thousand islands with a hundred-twenty different distinct dialects. Within these languages there are similarities of talk about the stories of superstitious creatures lingering in and around each and every island. There is no known scientific evidence, but with the strong religious and superstitious beliefs within these parts, these creatures are believed in. It is said only people with pure hearts and souls have the capability to see them and the weak are often preyed upon.

Creatures of the Night

The Aswang 

The Aswang is the most common type of mythical creature in the Philippines and is believed to be the most feared. This kind of creature usually preys on newborn babies, sick, dying, pregnant women, and  small children. This monstrosity can transform itself into just about any animal or object. It has numerous techniques to acquire its target and once it does it uses special sticks, leaves, banana stalks, and rice to replicate the person it acquires and the real person is taken away to be eaten. The replica of the person is left emotionless and later becomes sick and thereafter dies. This is a short video of a Aswang flying around over the tops of houses.




Demon Baby

The Tiyanak 

Evil baby (Tiyanak)
I'm sure you've heard of stories of abortion, but none can come close to the horrendous actions that happen in third world countries. The unwanted seeds of affairs between men and women are the consequence and origin of these creatures. The newborn babies are thrown away into the ocean, woods, or other remote places in order to hide their existence.

Demons looking for a way to thrive in the real world use the helpless bodies of the babies. They sometimes hide in the woods in the form of a newborn crying baby waiting on unsuspecting people to come around thinking that there is a abandoned baby in distress. The disguised demon baby is then taken into the home of the new sympathetic caregivers waiting on night fall. It then changes form from cute to ugly with big round, red eyes and razor sharp teeth. The possessed child targets the strongest person in the household going for the throat and whence in combat mood quickly moves through shadows.

Smoking Giant

The Kapre 

If you ever have seen the huge Banyan, Mango, and Acacia trees in the Philippines I would think twice about having a picnic underneath them. A huge tree-hugging creature dwells in the trees known as a Kapre. This creature is invisible unless it wants to be seen and is a cunning beast with its dark dirty color and heavy beard. Amongst the leaves and branches are two bright red eyes clouded by thick smog and a strong odor of tobacco. These pranksters will have you under their spell in no time leaving you in disarray and will leave you lost in the woods.

The Kapre

Hold Your Horses

The Tikbalang 

The Tikbalang is the opposite of its Greek counterpart the Centaur and is half-man, half-horse with the whole body transforming into a huge, hairy brown, humanly figure with the head of a horse. This creature thrives in the woods and tall mountain regions. They cast spells on people making them hallucinate and will often mislead people traveling in the woods leaving them lost for periods of time. To counter act this you will need to take your shirt off and wear it inside out. Tikbalang are very fearsome creatures they get angry easily and are known to stomp on people.

Which Witch

The Wakwak 

When you think about witches you automatically think about spells and curses. In the Philippines the witch is called a Wakwak. This creature is a human sorceress that can shape shift into a bird with sharp claws and is able to fly around in search of its prey. Once it acquires its target, it flies down and scoops up the unsuspecting person and takes them back to their lair. If it's an exclusive area where there is no one around it slashes and mutilates its subject extracting the heart and consuming it.

How to Protect Yourself

No matter how evil these creatures may be, they almost always have a weakness. It's good to get some knowledge on what you're up against. Here are some of the tips and steps you should take just in case you ever do encounter any of these mythical villains.

  • Always be aware of your surroundings
  • Aswangs and other creatures are often out during the night so if you do travel, stick to the daytime unless you absolutely need to travel at night
  • Salt is another form of protection. You should put this around and in the doorways of your house. For a more powerful remedy of protection mix human urine with the salt and leave this in a bowl or glass 
  • Never fear the monster, they use the fear as a weakness and will over power you
  • Carry sharp bronze or silver objects such as a knife, sword, or stake.

Is It Safe Now?

Just when you thought it was safe you never know who or what may be watching. In the Philippines people are religious and have strong beliefs in mythical creatures. Maybe it's to keep their kids from going into the woods at night or people are just bored and make up these silly stories to be told around the campfire. Who knows? They could even be as real as it gets and right now as we speak there is some kind of monster lurking around the corner, flying around, or in a tree trying to puff on a huge tobacco stick. If you go to the Philippines seeking out lovely girls or a tropical vacation, you may have to ward off some of these mythical creatures as well!